“I’M ALLERGIC TO BIMBOS!”

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I have a friend…she is sooo allergic to bimbos. I’m pretty sure she’d shrivel up like a prune if I locked her in a room with one. Her mind just cannot fathom how a woman so stupid, so unambitious is not an endangered species yet. I mean with so many books to empower you…oh wait.

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I hate how its days where I am the most focused on studying for these upcoming exams that my friends decide to up their genius level to “over 9000!!!!!” and fuel the rage in me to a point where I cannot focus anymore and all I need to do is write.

Growing up, I was raised with the mentality that getting married should be the last thing on your mind. My father, almost on a daily basis would fill my mind with so much… wisdom. For starters, If I wanted a Barbie, trust and believe that I was saving up for that rubbish.

 What I did get though was a PlayStation. Easy peasy. Did I own a Barbie game on that? Nope. I had a bicycle (it wasn’t pink though, or purple. No it was not yellow either. My bike was red and grey). I also remember getting one of those electric race tracks installed in my games room. I know how to mow the lawn (yes “like a boy”) I know how to use an electric lawnmower as well as the one that uses oil. I also know how to set up an edge cutter. I washed my parents cars for money and I started my book collection at 10 years old. The older I got, the darker my wardrobe looked. My favourite colours drastically went from pink to black and alas, 12 years later a feminist emerged!

So you see, I am not “mad at the world” or an “angry girl”, I am not a “man- hater”and I do not have the typical daddy issues. It’s just that the way my childhood was set up (tee hee), I did not have time for beauty pageants, weakness or stupidity. I still don’t. would I go to the extent of saying I was a tomboy? Hmmmm not an extreme one, but I have never and will never use the excuse of being a woman for anything. My parents raised me to be independent. My success will not be caused by the fact that I married someone. What does being a woman have anything to do with what you can and cannot do? Did I think it was weird mowing the lawn as a girl? No. I actually believed that it was the chore of the oldest sibling and I quite enjoyed it.

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Yes it is nice being beautiful. We all want to be beautiful, BUT WE CANNOT ALL BE THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, We know this. Even Kanye told us in “Illest Mother* Alive” verse 1. So are you going to stay losing or nah?  You must have some other talent, come now. Personally, I think fighting to be “the baddest bitch” in THAT sense is a waste of a life. There are 7 billion people on earth, do you seriously want to be remembered as that girl who fornicated so well? Seriously. There are starving kids in Africa.

This is why I and many of my friends have this antipathy towards Bimboism. It’s a foreign particle (concept) an antigen if you must, and when we come into contact with it, it’s a near fatal experience for us. The symptoms are, but not limited to: sorrow, denigration, confusion and depression.

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Its like, you had one life to live and you have chosen to support everyone who believes that woman are weak, emotional, sex slaves, baby making machines, are only good in the kitchen, should only be housewives, aren’t capable of running a company, naggers, stupid, the list is endless. You have taken your bimbo self and validated the whole world’s stereotypes!

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Feminists aren’t people who are anti-make-up, anti-shaving, or anti-smelling good “because it objectifies women”. Feminists are those individuals who don’t understand why you are excluded from another half of the world because of your sex, or your gender. Feminists are the people questioning why you get treated differently because you are female; they are the ones changing all the social stereotypes with regards to why there are “girls” and “boys” toy sections, colours, careers and so forth.

Feminists are the individuals who, when they die, will truly rest in peace because they know that they have made some sort of benevolent dent in the world. They did not just use up oxygen and waste useful space. They will not be quoted as having said “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death stuff.”

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