Here’s why marriage would not be the greatest idea for you…

When a marriage does not go as planned, children are always the ones stuck with the balancing act. They find themselves wondering if they’re a burden and try to find solutions on what they could do to become independent as quickly as possible, because they feel like such an encumbrance from the moment their eyes…

“I’M ALLERGIC TO BIMBOS!”

I have a friend…she is sooo allergic to bimbos. I’m pretty sure she’d shrivel up like a prune if I locked her in a room with one. Her mind just cannot fathom how a woman so stupid, so unambitious is not an endangered species yet. I mean with so many books to empower you…oh wait….